No really, I’m going to have a baby

I’m getting worried. I have about 15 projects that are in various states of completion and I’m only a few weeks away from my due date. One of these projects has been going on SINCE JULY OF 2012. It still has 6 blank pages out of 24 total. I have been asked this question no less than 6 times these past two weeks, “So when are you really done working?” Answer: Whenever this baby comes. Please plan accordingly. But I know better. I will be sitting at this desk with my eyeballs so tired it hurts making edits to various InDesign files in a sleep-deprived delirium.

So I submit this photo as proof. Exhibit A: Take note, this baby is coming and no design project will be able to hold it back.